Another Lunatic Saturday

Fun, Fun, it's always a blast at my job on Saturdays!
I think I mention this in every Saturday post....but
each Saturday tends to be strange in one way or another.
I think the "Strange Customer of the Day Award" goes to the
man that started loudly yelling: "There she is again! I must
have E.S.P.! I knew it!"..etc...etc...

I was ringing up the customer ahead of him, and so I occasionally
looked back at him and smiled and laughed lightly. When I began
ringing up his items,I realized that he was the type of customer
that feels like he or she knows the cashier personally after seeing
them once or twice before.

I said "What's new?" and we proceeded some small talk.
He told me that he used to drink, but he did not eat
when he did so. "Don't do that," he said. He then told
me "what pretty green eyes" I have (although my eyes are
clearly not green).

After the awkward small talk after he was gone from my
line, the woman behind him said "Yeah, he seems like he drinks
a little too often! He must be drunk now!"

My job can be an interesting place to observe all the
colorful customers, for sure!